why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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