there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Plan B is the new Plan A
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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