I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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