I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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