I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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