I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
After last night, I could never be a politician.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
