I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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