Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
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