After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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