It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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