her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I am naked and annoyed.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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