There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
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