i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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