Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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