I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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