It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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