If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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