let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
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