i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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