i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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