He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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