Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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