I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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