i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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