He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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