I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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