think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
We were destined to go to rehab together
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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