Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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