i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
there is puke in my bra ... again
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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