its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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