Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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