Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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