Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Randomize
