Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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