come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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