i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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