i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
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