So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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