I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
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