WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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