can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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