You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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