Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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