He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
