Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
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Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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