IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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