I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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