Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I don't think brook has ever known best
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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