Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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