You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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