You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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