Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
false alarm, still single
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