question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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