You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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