Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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