North Korea, Best Korea!
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
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