i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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