and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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