love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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